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Happy Birthday Becky, I hope it's safe and awesome one for you. 

thanks for the watch

Thank you very much for the fav

You hear the doorbell ring and go to answer. As you open the door there is tall casually dressed man with glasses and dark skin standing in front of you. He holds what looks to be a cake in his hands with a giant red candle in the middle of it. “Were you expecting Spartans shattering your windows? How about a Megatron tearing off the roof of your home? Maybe a chainsaw maniac kicking down your door or The Rock laying the smack down on your candy ass? I’m just teasing, I thought I’d keep my ‘Thank you fav’ normal this time and thank you personally myself” He hands you a cake and the icing on top reads ‘Thank you deviant comrade for stopping by Mobis-New-Nest’ “It’s a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake I hope you enjoy it, here let me light the candle” He takes a lighter out of his pocket and lights the big red candle which starts to sparkle beautifully “Well I’ve gotta run see you around flat foot” Mobis leaves but for some strange reason he snickers as he runs off. Taking a closer look at the big red candle you see TNT initials written sideways “MOTHERFU…” but before you could finish your potty mouth outburst, the cake in your hands explodes with cream and ice cream all of over you, the ceiling, ground and walls. You shiver and wipe your eyes of the whip cream and lick you your lips. The tasty sensation of the Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake causes you lick your fingers and hands “God that’s so good, so delicious but dame look at this mess, ohhhh mmmhhh can’t stop licking myself, get revenge on Mobis but first finish licking, mmmmhhh so good, gonna kill’em, mmmhhhm so creamy, so fattening, Mobis you a dead man when I finish, mmhhh so nutty”